{"id":1174,"date":"2014-11-15T10:06:56","date_gmt":"2014-11-15T09:06:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/supermechanik.pl\/blog\/?p=1174"},"modified":"2025-11-15T12:30:10","modified_gmt":"2025-11-15T11:30:10","slug":"dowcipy-zmotoryzowanych","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/supermechanik.pl\/blog\/dowcipy-zmotoryzowanych\/","title":{"rendered":"Dowcipy dla zmotoryzowanych"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Rozchmurz si\u0119 z <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/SuperMechanik.pl\" target=\"_blank\">SuperMechanik.pl<\/a><\/strong>!<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;-<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Do warsztatu samochodowego w Ameryce przychodzi pracownik urz\u0119du emigracyjnego.<\/span><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; Ma pan zezwolenie na prac\u0119? &#8211; zwraca si\u0119 do mechanika &#8211; Polaka.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\"> &#8211; Oczywi\u015bcie, \u017ce mam &#8211; odpowiada Polak.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\"> &#8211; A ten pan, kt\u00f3ry na zewn\u0105trz odkr\u0119ca w\u0142a\u015bnie ko\u0142o, ma r\u00f3wnie\u017c zezwolenie?<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\"> &#8211; Wszyscy tu wiedz\u0105, \u017ce ma.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\"> &#8211; A czy mo\u017ce go pan zawo\u0142a\u0107?<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\"> &#8211; Nie sprawy. J\u00f3zek!!! Spie&#8230;aj!!!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8212;&#8211;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; Dlaczego kierowcy Alfa Romeo nie pozdrawiaj\u0105 si\u0119 na drodze?<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\"> &#8211; Bo ju\u017c si\u0119 znaj\u0105.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\"> &#8211; ???<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\"> &#8211; Widzieli si\u0119 rano w serwisie.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><script src=\"\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\" async=\"\"><\/script><!-- dowcipy --> <ins class=\"adsbygoogle\" style=\"display: block;\" data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-4235658811759336\" data-ad-slot=\"5509403993\" data-ad-format=\"auto\"><\/ins><script>\/\/ <![CDATA[\n(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\n\/\/ ]]><\/script><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\"> &#8212;&#8212;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Szatynka rozbi\u0142a auto i biadoli:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\"> &#8211; Co ja teraz powiem m\u0119\u017cowi?!<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\"> &#8211; Niech pani dmucha w rur\u0119. Karoseria si\u0119 wyprostuje &#8211; radzi jaki\u015b facet.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Szatynka dmucha i dmucha, ale nic si\u0119 nie dzieje. Po godzinie pojawia si\u0119 jej kole\u017canka, te\u017c szatynka:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\"> &#8211; Ale\u015b ty durna! Przecie\u017c nie zamkn\u0119\u0142a\u015b drzwi!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8212;&#8212;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Jad\u0105 dwie szatynki samochodem i widz\u0105 czerwone \u015bwiat\u0142o.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\"> &#8211; Och, jakie pi\u0119kne!<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\"> Widz\u0105 pomara\u0144czowe.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\"> &#8211; Och, jakie pi\u0119kne!<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\"> Widz\u0105 zielone.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\"> &#8211; Och, jakie pi\u0119kne!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Zapala si\u0119 znowu czerwone.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\"> &#8211; To ju\u017c widzia\u0142y\u015bmy. Jed\u017amy dalej!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8212;&#8212;<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\"><script src=\"\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\" async=\"\"><\/script><!-- dowcipy --> <ins class=\"adsbygoogle\" style=\"display: block;\" data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-4235658811759336\" data-ad-slot=\"5509403993\" data-ad-format=\"auto\"><\/ins><script>\/\/ <![CDATA[\n(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\n\/\/ ]]><\/script><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Jedzie ch\u0142op z bab\u0105 wozem konnym. Droga jest pusta. A\u017c nagle s\u0142ycha\u0107 ryk silnika i wyprzedza ich motocyklista bez g\u0142owy .<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\"> &#8211; Biedny ch\u0142op! &#8211; m\u00f3wi furman do baby.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Po chwili s\u0142ycha\u0107 znowu ryk silnika przed oczami ch\u0142opa i baby zaledwie mign\u0105\u0142 motocyklista bez g\u0142owy.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\"> &#8211; Stara! &#8211; warczy ch\u0142op na bab\u0119. &#8211; Wrzu\u0107 wreszcie t\u0119 kos\u0119 na g\u00f3r\u0119 .<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8212;&#8212;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Przy kraw\u0119\u017cniku, obok spaceruj\u0105cego chodnikiem malca zatrzyma\u0142o si\u0119 auto.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\"> &#8211; Wsiadaj, kochanie, dam ci 10 z\u0142otych i lizaka! &#8211; kusi dziecko kierowca.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\"> Ch\u0142opczyk przyspiesza kroku, auto za nim.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\"> &#8211; No wsiadaj! Dam ci 20 z\u0142otych, lizaka, czekolad\u0119, chipsy!<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\"> Malec przyspiesza, samoch\u00f3d za nim.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\"> &#8211; Moja ostatnia oferta: 50 z\u0142otych, lizak, czekolada, chipsy, cola! No nie targuj si\u0119 ju\u017c, wsiadaj&#8230; &#8211; przymila si\u0119 facet z samochodu.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\"> &#8211; Odczep si\u0119, tato! Kupi\u0142e\u015b Matiza, to teraz z nim \u017cyj!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8212;&#8211;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Cennik us\u0142ug warsztatu samochodowego:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8211; gdy klient czeka na napraw\u0119 auta w biurze &#8211; 100 proc. ceny<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\"> &#8211; gdy klient podgl\u0105da napraw\u0119 auta w warsztacie &#8211; 100 proc. ceny plus dodatek 50 proc.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\"> &#8211; gdy klient podgl\u0105da napraw\u0119 auta w warsztacie i j\u0105 komentuje &#8211; 100 proc. ceny plus dodatek 100 proc.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\"> &#8211; gdy klient podgl\u0105da napraw\u0119 auta w warsztacie i j\u0105 komentuje oraz wie lepiej od mechanika &#8211; 100 proc. ceny plus dodatek 200 proc.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\"> &#8211; gdy klient podgl\u0105da napraw\u0119 auta w warsztacie i j\u0105 komentuje oraz wie lepiej od mechanika i chce mu pomaga\u0107 &#8211; 100 proc. ceny plus dodatek 500 proc.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8212;&#8211;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Dwie blondynki jada samochodem. Zatrzymuje je policjant i m\u00f3wi:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\"> &#8211; Dowody prosz\u0119.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\"> &#8211; Ojeku, my nie umiemy p\u0142ywa\u0107.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8212;-<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Samochodem jedzie mechanik, elektryk i programista. W pewnym momencie silnik ga\u015bnie, samoch\u00f3d si\u0119 zatrzymuje.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Mechanik m\u00f3wi:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\"> &#8211; Cholera, pewnie ga\u017anik si\u0119 zatka\u0142!<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\"> &#8211; E, nie. 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